Call

• Sweat

  July 15 2018

• Recommended Poems

  June 21 2018

• Fireproof

  June 8 2018

• Bookless

  April 5 2018

• The Guy with the Giant Business Card

  February 22 2018

• 43 Perfectly Valid Excuses for Not Going to the Gym Today

  November 15 2017

• 10 Alternatives to Saying “What Bug Crawled Up Your Ass?” When Someone Acts Irritated

  November 8 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 12: Knowing How Much To Do

  November 3 2017

• James Franco Tongue Twisters

  November 1 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 11: Total Breakthrough

  October 28 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 10: A Path is Emerging

  October 26 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 9: Tear gun, a pleasure-maximizing algorithm, remembering an abandoned idea of sharing creative processes, and searching through notes

  October 24 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 8: A List and a Mess

  October 23 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 7: Colors, Making Cuts, Memes and Such

  October 19 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 6: Looking for Glimmers

  October 18 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 5: “You can’t make a mistake”

  October 17 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 4: Don’t We Usually “Feel” Neutral and When We Do It Actually Makes Us Closer to the Universe?

  October 17 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 3: Using Pop Song Lyrics to Write “Feeling it”

  October 15 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 2: I’m Not Going to Pretend

  October 12 2017

• “Feel” Project Part 1: A New Project About “Feel”

  October 11 2017

• “The engine of our discontent”

  October 10 2017

• “…making sure you carry your necessary rectangles…”

  October 7 2017

• Album Cover Art: Naïve Art/Doodle Edition

  October 6 2017

• TL;DR: Memes Imitate Art, Art Imitates Life

  October 5 2017

• Album Cover Art: Face Edition

  September 29 2017

• Here’s a GIF-based Mini-Game to Get Your Creative Juices Flowing

  September 28 2017

• What If You Could Only Use One Word for the Rest of Your Life?

  September 27 2017

• How I Accidentally Started Riding the Clout Goggles Trend in 2014

  September 21 2017

• When You Don’t Have It

  September 18 2017

• Which of These Rhymes Define Your Life?

  September 16 2017

• Unedited Twitter Rant Expressing Some Thoughts on Tech

  September 13 2017

• Wear the Same Thing Every Day and Become a Cartoon Character

  September 12 2017

• What the Hex is That Blue?

  September 8 2017

• Goodbye Idea Channel. Hello Idea Channel.

  September 7 2017

• Stock Photos Who Believed In Themselves Enough to Become Memes

  September 5 2017

• Pollution Art

  September 4 2017

• @baseballcardvandals

  August 31 2017

• “…and this odd nostalgia for memories of the future.”

  August 30 2017

• TRAPPED IN DEJA VU TV

  June 15 2017

• back again

  April 30 2017

• simple cyborg pleasures

  October 16 2016

• “Blah blah blah” he accused.

  October 15 2016

• Dear God Four

  October 15 2016

• Dear God Three

  October 15 2016

• Dear God Two

  October 15 2016

• Dear God One

  October 15 2016

• Common

  October 6 2016

• 2016 Emmys Reactions

  September 19 2016

• When the Verizon Guy Switched to Sprint

  September 15 2016

• If You Stream Nelly’s Songs Then Nelly Didn’t Do Anything Wrong

  September 13 2016

• This Is What Will Happen When the Goddamn Robots Take Our Jobs

  September 13 2016

• Oh, Gary Johnson Knows Aleppo Alright

  September 11 2016

• Sweet Schedule

  September 11 2016

• A Day in Little USA

  September 10 2016

• The Difference Between Ok and Okay

  September 3 2016

• Off the Air Reminding Me Why I Love 15 Years of Adult Swim On the Air

  September 2 2016

• Ephemera and Error

  September 1 2016

• seth rogen movie plots

  August 25 2016

• Musical Genius Has a Vision

  August 18 2016

• Ellen Makes a Meme Mistake

  August 18 2016

• Angel and Devil Grab a Drink After Work

  August 17 2016

• Detective Hardball on Milwaukee

  August 16 2016

• How JP Morgan Became So Rich

  August 14 2016

• Swimmers from Different Countries Compete at the Rio Olympics

  August 12 2016

• A Fireside Chat with FDR

  August 11 2016

• “I Apologize for My Sandwich Breath Here”

  August 9 2016

• Gold Shavings Day

  July 29 2016

• Barely There and Mostly Gone Day

  July 28 2016

• Limited Friction Day

  July 28 2016

• Ice Cream Day

  July 26 2016

• Skin

  May 16 2016

• Arousal

  May 15 2016

• Overstimulating

  May 14 2016

• Static

  May 13 2016

• Spicy

  May 12 2016

• Endurance

  May 11 2016

• Lifestreaming

  May 10 2016

• Dolphins

  May 9 2016

• Mother

  May 8 2016

• Spell

  May 7 2016

• Perfect

  May 6 2016

• Ghostwrite

  May 5 2016

• Unknown

  May 4 2016

• Undo

  May 3 2016

• Untitled

  May 2 2016

• Undiscovered

  May 1 2016

• Unceremonious

  April 30 2016

• Everything

  April 29 2016

• Octopus

  April 28 2016

• Tea

  April 27 2016

• Access

  April 26 2016

• Scenarios

  April 25 2016

• Exit

  April 24 2016

• Thin

  April 23 2016

• Seduce

  April 22 2016

• Brace

  April 21 2016

• Eventful

  April 20 2016

• Capable

  April 19 2016

• Brand

  April 18 2016

• Want

  April 17 2016

• Singular

  April 16 2016

• Reminders

  April 15 2016

• Telepathy

  April 14 2016

• Sources

  April 13 2016

• Inventor

  April 12 2016

• Warmth

  April 11 2016

• Birthdays

  April 10 2016

• Emergency

  April 9 2016

• Building

  April 8 2016

• Spy

  April 7 2016

• Wasteland

  April 6 2016

• Certified

  April 5 2016

• Saggy

  April 4 2016

• Buckets

  April 3 2016

• Musket

  April 2 2016

• Stars

  April 1 2016

• Mind

  March 31 2016

• Slow

  March 30 2016

• Asphalt

  March 29 2016

• Acoustic

  March 28 2016

• Rises

  March 27 2016

• Cosmetic

  March 26 2016

• Ceiling

  March 25 2016

• Farmer

  March 24 2016

• Racist

  March 23 2016

• Anarchist

  March 22 2016

• Plaid

  March 21 2016

• Blurred

  March 20 2016

• Benign

  March 19 2016

• Words

  March 18 2016

• Thunder

  March 17 2016

• Syzygy

  March 16 2016

• Unreliable

  March 15 2016

• Indifferent

  March 14 2016

• Answers

  March 13 2016

• Fifth

  March 12 2016

• Harmony

  March 11 2016

• Painting

  March 10 2016

• Failures

  March 9 2016

• Brainwashing

  March 8 2016

• Education

  March 7 2016

• Waste

  March 6 2016

• Humility

  March 5 2016

• Welcome

  March 4 2016

• Trivia

  March 3 2016

• Rodomontade

  March 2 2016

• Undertake

  March 1 2016

• Leap

  February 29 2016

• Pitch

  February 28 2016

• Eventually

  February 27 2016

• Turquoise

  February 26 2016

• Washing

  February 25 2016

• Few

  February 24 2016

• Backfire

  February 23 2016

• Tolerate

  February 22 2016

• Spent

  February 21 2016

• Call

  February 20 2016

• Psychiatrist

  February 19 2016

• Hyper

  February 18 2016

• Reality

  February 17 2016

• Poem

  February 16 2016

• Dared

  February 15 2016

• Trust

  February 14 2016

• Comfort

  February 13 2016

• Fireworks

  February 12 2016

• Gravity

  February 11 2016

• Boredom

  February 10 2016

• Yes

  February 9 2016

• Lunar

  February 8 2016

• Fudge

  February 7 2016

• Incorporeal

  February 6 2016

• Anthem

  February 5 2016

• Desiderata

  February 4 2016

• Tint

  February 3 2016

• To

  February 2 2016

• Conspiracy

  February 1 2016

• Shadow

  January 31 2016

• Clone

  January 30 2016

• Bookmark

  January 29 2016

• Emetophobia

  January 28 2016

• Water

  January 27 2016

• Herculean

  January 26 2016

• Fame

  January 25 2016

• Rumble

  January 24 2016

• Ostensibly

  January 23 2016

• Bootleg

  January 22 2016

• Hug

  January 21 2016

• Aposiopesis

  January 20 2016

• Cat

  January 19 2016

• An Unlikely Ally in Beets

  January 19 2016

• Wrestlemania I-V

  December 29 2015

• better by foot

  December 6 2015

• “why did you do that?”

  September 14 2015

• the invisible store

  August 14 2015

• attracted to a cactus

  July 30 2015

• a floating row of glow-red letters (exit sign)

  July 17 2015

• forced relief from a future belief

  July 12 2015

• i go overboard

  July 9 2015

• Rain Tan

  July 2 2015

• secret control station panic picnic

  July 2 2015

• leave as is (off center)

  July 2 2015

• parade her around like a day-old pastry

  June 29 2015

• i want to complain

  June 28 2015

• the suffering of another

  June 27 2015

• here’s a list of forbidden places

  June 23 2015

• i doubt the dinosaur drought

  June 23 2015

• look up

  June 19 2015

• middle america

  June 18 2015

• i don’t know the wood smell of the shore

  June 17 2015

• mood ring

  June 17 2015

• ad nauseam

  June 16 2015

• preach about cheap peaches

  June 12 2015

• blade of steel (buns)

  June 11 2015

• loungeberry

  June 9 2015

• Cower Inside and Avoid the Sun

  June 8 2015

• tonight my lamp

  June 7 2015

• you are not what you do, and you are not you

  June 3 2015

• steam room

  May 31 2015

• Spacebeach

  May 30 2015

• Rebuilt

  May 26 2015

• If I Die in Brooklyn

  May 23 2015

• How Original Do We Have to Be?

  May 21 2015

• IMAX Screen

  May 20 2015

• briefly

  May 17 2015

• Keep Your Eye on the Ball

  May 16 2015

• horizon

  May 14 2015

• new york sitty sidewalking

  May 13 2015

• Positive Worries (What If)

  May 10 2015

• No one will ever get you

  May 9 2015

• 5 Things I Believe In (Early 2015)

  May 8 2015

• Red Tape Race

  May 7 2015

• Smart is Pain

  May 6 2015

• Binge-Watching

  May 5 2015

• 555

  April 29 2015

• Baseball Baguette

  April 26 2015

• The Friendly B&E

  April 26 2015

• Insomnimmortality

  April 25 2015

• Drag Ideas Through the Mud

  April 23 2015

• Revisiting Abandoned Ideals on Earth Day 2015

  April 22 2015

• A Tap Dancing Delinquent

  April 21 2015

• Stuck in a Cement Truck

  April 20 2015

• A Bear Falls in the Woods

  April 20 2015

• Almost Sold-Out Crowd

  April 18 2015

• Versus

  April 5 2015

• Skipping Songs

  April 5 2015

• It’s Already 4:30 vs. It’s Only 4:30

  April 2 2015

• The Life of the Eiffel Tower

  April 1 2015

• experience

  March 28 2015

• 5000th Time Looking at Mona Lisa

  March 28 2015

• What Does Repetition Do to Symbols?

  March 21 2015

• Melon Cereal

  March 20 2015

• No

  March 18 2015

• Magical Internet Night

  March 15 2015

• Cheer Up Morning Soldier

  March 15 2015

• Can You Handle Me When I Ship Myself to You?

  March 13 2015

• You Didn’t Save Your Important Work But You Did Save Me

  March 11 2015

• Mutant Deadline

  March 10 2015

• The Evolution of “Data Graves”: a poem about a world after the internet collapses

  March 8 2015

• I’m Not Listless

  March 8 2015

• Bad Key Copies

  March 2 2015

• What Will You Do With Your Third Arm?

  February 28 2015

• Go Smell Something

  February 26 2015

• Publicity Stunt Double

  February 24 2015

• 24/7

  February 17 2015

• Pennies Are Lucky, But Not for Us

  February 13 2015

• Positive Anonymous Acts

  February 11 2015

• Lazy Research into What I’ve Recently Read Online

  February 7 2015