Stuck in a Cement Truck

“Oh please oh please free me from this frozen gray tar!”
“Ma’am, we’re doing the best we can, but this mix was formulated to dry within five minutes.”
“What’s going to happen to me?”
“You’re going to be okay, we’re going to get you out of there.”
“…What’s really going to happen to me?”
“You’re probably going to be killed by the cement crushing your ribs into your lungs and other vital organs.”
“Well…I appreciate your honesty!”

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