Before the race
American Swimmer: Hey bud, good luck out there.
Brazilian Swimmer: You too man, that’s really nice of you to say, really sweet thing to say. You know, it’s not true what they say about Americans.
American Swimmer: What do they say?
Racestarter: Get set…
Brazilian Swimmer: Let’s do this thing! Twenty years of training, four years of waiting! Again it’s totally not true…what they say.
American Swimmer: What? What is it?
After the race
TV Media Sports Interviewer: Wow American Swimmer, that was an incredible race. How did you outswim these amazing competitors?
American Swimmer: Well you know what they say about Americans!
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