Oh, Gary Johnson Knows Aleppo Alright

Gary Johnson: I’m so sorry baby.
Aleppo: You’re such a bad liar. How do you think you’ll ever survive as president?
Gary Johnson: People will forget. They always forget. I didn’t think they’d ask.
Aleppo: We have to be more careful.
Gary Johnson: You’re right.
Aleppo: Delete those photos I sent you.
Gary Johnson: But…but I need them. Campaigning is so stressful and I can’t have my edibles.
Aleppo: Delete them Gary.
Gary Johnson: Okay.

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