10 Alternatives to Saying “What Bug Crawled Up Your Ass?” When Someone Acts Irritated

  • What kind of cockroach flew into your tushy?
  • What cricket scooted into your caboose?
  • What caterpillar transformed into a butterfly and occupied your booty?
  • What ladybug leaped into your bum?
  • What ant climbed into your anus?
  • What insect inched its way into your derrière?
  • What millipede leaped into your rear?
  • What grasshopper hopped into your patootie?
  • What moth followed the light into your buttocks?
  • What snail slimed into your posterior?
  • What bee stung its way into your caboose?

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