Category: blog
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Untitled
Years of work and monthly payments and fitful sleep To become Dr, Prof, Hon, Sen, Sec, Pres Maj, Capt, Gen Not me, not now, I remain Untitled Man And that’s the way I like it Diogenes rather than Over-the-Counter Genius I find me the Ms, Miss, Mrs For me (For I miss love) An Untitled…
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Undiscovered
Monday: A good day to consume [gray depression] content Tuesday: A good day to consume [grey capitalism] content Wednesday: A good day to consume [postponed] content Thursday: A good day to consume [rosy] content Friday: A good day to consume [prohibition ale] content Saturday: A good day to consume [undiscovered] content Sunday: A good day…
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Unceremonious
When you’re part of a shifting community When your generation is large and far from in charge Hold up a torn up flag Stir good intentions We are portrayed as one group When we are barely ever Societies, civilizations have yet to figure out how to function like a thriving organism In which the heart…
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Everything
What if you’re currently living your dream? What if you have everything you need? Are we always rich and living on a beach in our dreams? Don’t we have nightmares and plain days before we wake? What if life is a cartoonishly big calendar and all the important moments already have a date? What if…
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Octopus
Somewhere in the world there’s an octopus shark With smart tentacles and sharp teeth And it glows in the dark And it feeds off the weakest of the sea Somewhere near this somewhere There’s a seasoned seafood hunter Who feeds off the strong and weak alike But prefers the strong since it means eating for…
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Scenarios
Here are five possible scenarios for the apocalypse: 1. We learn our orbit is changing and Earth is toiletbowling into the Sun. Climate change is real yet temporary because the student will be incinerated by the master. 2. Paul Studebaker, an accountant working in Des Moines, forgets to remove his bananas from the company fridge.…
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Brand
If your brand and my brand got together, they would have themselves some handsome brands. Their brands would have brands of their own and our little grandbrands would run around teasing other brands for being shitty little nuisances while they are shiny literate nuances. Our grandbrands will generate business through generations and they will build knockoffs…
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Want
I want to demonstrate value. I want answers for all the uncomfortable questions. I want to avoid “fucking up” and being dressed down. I don’t want to lose control of myself through others. I want to be listened to. I want to be young but I want more experience. I want it all now, not…
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Warmth
It’s more important to have warm palms than patience. Holding a cup of coffee before a new handshake allows me to forget I’ve been paralyzed from the sense of courtesy down and I can communicate warmth physically, with a little consumerist hack. When they tell you to be yourself they don’t tell you how badly…
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Birthdays
Buddy Holly was the original Mac DeMarco and 22 was his final number. Everyday seems a little shorter. Every time I turn a new number, I conclude that this current number is my favorite. I’m the benefactor of a bias towards the now and new, and looking at the date on my phone reminds me…
Tyler Fugazzie 