Category: blog
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I’m Not Listless
Buy slippers Buy tupperware Find a book to read No, no, that’s not right. Perform a “life audit” Review General Assembly classes Buy pasta strainer No, this isn’t working either. Maybe I need to use an application.
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Bad Key Copies
I returned to the apartment building, stuck the key into the lock, and felt the same frustrating resistance that first brought me out of my apartment on a snowy sleepy Sunday afternoon. I tried it again. And again. And again. If this was the login screen on a certain website, these repeated failures would force me…
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What Will You Do With Your Third Arm?
I’ve heard that in an unprecedented move, the US government has agreed to grant each citizen the right to bear another arm. Top government officials and policymakers have collaborated with the world’s top scientists, surgeons, and social, economic, and religious thinkers to arrive at the decision that an investment in another limb means an investment in…
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Go Smell Something
Generally, I don’t have a good memory for smells unless it tickles from one of the extremes. If someone was sauteing onions in my house, I’ll remember that. If the passenger next to me on the subway needed a shower, I unfortunately remember that too. This makes sense since I don’t rely on smell to make it through…
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Publicity Stunt Double
I have a confession to make. I’m responsible for every major publicity stunt in recent memory. Maybe responsible isn’t the right word since I didn’t orchestrate these stunts. I was merely the man with the ability to pull them off in a way that put all the risk on my head and allowed the artist…
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24/7
Scenario: I wake up at 4 AM, bundle up in warm clothing, and walk to a nearby McDonald’s to get food. When I get to this McDonalds, I finish my meal and refuse to leave. For an entire week. I go on Amazon to buy a book at the end of the week. I decide…
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Pennies Are Lucky, But Not for Us
Why are pennies still around? The US government loses money producing pennies, and by the US government, I mean the average American taxpayer. As reported by the Washington Post, it costs 1.8 pennies to produce one penny. There’s a lively debate happening, coined 😉 the “Penny Debate,” regarding whether or not the US should pull the…
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Positive Anonymous Acts
This past Sunday, I was walking to my local diner to grab a 3 PM breakfast when I saw a small tree branch resting atop a neighbor’s car. In a quick act of neighborliness, I removed the branch from the car and threw it on the sidewalk. Before you praise me, or demand that the federal…
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Lazy Research into What I’ve Recently Read Online
I decided to do a little half-assed analysis into the articles I’ve recently read from around the internet. This is not a typical “hyperlink list of articles I’ve read on the internet.” Reading List: 1 – Internet Companies 2 – Mobile Payments 3 – SMS Time 4 – Job Work 5 – Mission Personal 6…
Tyler Fugazzie 