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The Difference Between Ok and Okay
Student: Mr. Numerator, what’s the difference between ok and okay? Mr. Numerator: Well, I have a good friend here who can explain the difference to you. Fonzie: The difference between ok and okay is the difference between feeling nothing and feeling “ay.” Mr. Numerator: Thank you Fonzie. Fonzie: Yo man you said you would let…
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Off the Air Reminding Me Why I Love 15 Years of Adult Swim On the Air
/u/Trill-I-Am posted on reddit detailing some of the history of Adult Swim on its birthday: “15 years ago today, Cartoon Network gave three hours in the middle of the night to an experiment called Adult Swim.” I can’t believe Adult Swim’s been around for 15 years. I watched the very first airing of this block live when…
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Ephemera and Error
I’m in the beginning stages of a new project. A coworker of mine noticed one of our Annual Reports had a printing error on it where some random text was printed on the cover. This wasn’t a spelling or grammar or design error, it was a mishap during the printing stage. This reminded me that I’ve…
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seth rogen movie plots
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Musical Genius Has a Vision
Musical Genius: I have a vision. Musical Genius: It’s a new album. The cover is a bluish purple flattened wave. Musical Genius: It’s called Various Points of Sadness. Musical Genius: The whole album tracks a man’s descent into greater feelings of sadness. Musical Genius: We start with vague melancholy and end with earth-shattering anguish. Designer:…
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Ellen Makes a Meme Mistake
Meme Intern: How’s this look? Ellen: That’s clever! Maybe it should say something like, “This is how I’m running errands from now on.” Let me call Usain and make sure he’s okay with it. Ten Minutes Later Usain Bolt: Hello from Rio, Ellen! Ellen: Hi Usain! How’s the weather? Usain Bolt: Great weather. What’s up? Ellen:…
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Angel and Devil Grab a Drink After Work
Devil: He usually listens to me at night. I can’t believe I lost this one. Angel: What’s the new count? Devil: You’re up this year by 22. Angel: Great! Devil: Hah. Nah I think it’s tied. Angel: You had a good streak. Devil: I’ll pay for your drinks if you let me win the next few.…
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Detective Hardball on Milwaukee
Host: And we’re live with Detective Hardball. Thanks for joining us Detective. We’re hoping you can comment on the situation happening in Milwaukee. Detective Hardball: Murder. Host: In 2015, it appears as though there were 145 homicide victims in Milwaukee, which is the highest number of homicides in the city since 1993. Detective Hardball: These streets are covered in murder. Host: I imagine you,…
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How JP Morgan Became So Rich
JP Morgan: Good morning gentleman. JP Morgan Jr. 1: Good morning! JP Morgan Jr. 2: Great morning! JP Morgan: What’s the news? Where are we at with our investments? Jr. 1: Up a quarter percent. Jr. 2: Up a quarter percent, indeed. And how! JP Morgan: Cut the shit. Jr. 1: ??? Jr. 2: What…
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Swimmers from Different Countries Compete at the Rio Olympics
Before the race American Swimmer: Hey bud, good luck out there. Brazilian Swimmer: You too man, that’s really nice of you to say, really sweet thing to say. You know, it’s not true what they say about Americans. American Swimmer: What do they say? Racestarter: Get set… Brazilian Swimmer: Let’s do this thing! Twenty years…
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