Category: blog
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A Fireside Chat with FDR
FDR: We’re going to bring back fireside chats. Advisor: But sir, how can we do fireside chats if you’re dead? FDR: They said I couldn’t walk when I had polio, and I did that, didn’t I? Advisor: But sir, this is a very different circumstance. FDR: We need a New Dead Deal. Advisor: Sir. FDR:…
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“I Apologize for My Sandwich Breath Here”
Read POV today Originally made for educational use, now repurposed for relaxation, there’s something about this clip that combines a ripe mix of 90’s nostalgia, ASMR trigger, and a sense of misdirection from expecting a Tim-and-Eric-inspired-comedic-twist but getting an earnest take on cranial nerve exams. It has over 2 million views and most of these…
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Gold Shavings Day
My debit card info was stolen. Third or fourth time this has happened. This the era of identity theft. Although on the scale of possible identity thefts, nicked debit card info is like a cavity. My morning started off with both my debit and credit cards being rejected when trying to get breakfast. Spent an…
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Barely There and Mostly Gone Day
Here’s what a week usually feels like: There’s a clear point where one day ends and the next begins; division between the days and a sense of differentiation from one to the next. Here’s what this week has felt like: I can’t tell if it’s because I’ve done the same activities through the week, because my whole…
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Limited Friction Day
I had a small argument with my boss regarding the timeline for a project. Stemming from miscommunication, we both had different ideas about when something needed to be ready. Projected deadline was moved up a month. Friction. The project itself involves setting something up on the web for a conference we’re hosting in April. I’ve decided to…
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Ice Cream Day
I haven’t posted anything for a few months and I’m inspired to share again. The first thing I noticed was that my previous theme had grown dull. I decided to go with WordPress Twenty Sixteen theme, the default for 2016, for my new one. As I was deciding on a background color, I originally wanted to…
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Arousal
a haircut is arousal personal care is the ultimate aphrodisiac and there’s a damn near autonomous sensory meridian response with the way this barber cares for my hair
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Overstimulating
Are you because you want it Or because a lot of people want it Are you part of the show Or running it Can you steal the script When there’s no action in it Trapped inside the spotlight like the seal of orichalcos Cruisin with newsless Huey Lewis like Gwyneth Paltrow Marxism my words…
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Static
screenwatching is swatching away our emotions static imaginations i’ve counseled the separating galaxies and they tell me dark matter is the dull personality separation from the clay to the foghorns
