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Fireproof
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Bookless
There was a time I was bookless. Then between 2013 and 2017, I published Hool, a week into the weird, The Bronze Age, melon cereal, better by foot, 100 Word of the Day Poems, and TRAPPED IN DEJA VU TV.
I’m bookless again for the time being.
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The Guy with the Giant Business Card
Are you tired of being Some Idiot with a Normal Business Card? Are you looking for bigger returns on your business card?

Why the Giant Business Card Works
Makes a big first impression that distinguishes you from those using regular-sized business cards.
Serves as the billboard of business cards, turning simple “contact me” stationary into a highly-visible ad that will dazzle onlookers and crowds.
People have to hold it and can’t store it away in their pockets or desk drawers. Pockets are for things we’re about to throw away and desk drawers are for things we forget.
Makes you and your offering(s) more memorable to people. The Giant Business Card is the only one they’ll notice in their stack of business cards. This means they’ll want to work with you. This means more money.
Because it’s so unique, people will talk about it and share it with others. Everyone knows the power of word-of-mouth marketing.

Want Your Own Giant Business Card?
Reach out to me on Twitter and I’ll make it happen. It will be the best money you ever spend on a business card. Guaranteed.
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10 Alternatives to Saying “What Bug Crawled Up Your Ass?” When Someone Acts Irritated
- What kind of cockroach flew into your tushy?
- What cricket scooted into your caboose?
- What caterpillar transformed into a butterfly and occupied your booty?
- What ladybug leaped into your bum?
- What ant climbed into your anus?
- What insect inched its way into your derrière?
- What millipede leaped into your rear?
- What grasshopper hopped into your patootie?
- What moth followed the light into your buttocks?
- What snail slimed into your posterior?
- What bee stung its way into your caboose?
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“Feel” Project Part 12: Knowing How Much To Do
- Refining time.
- How to stay interested after a breakthrough?
- Knowing how much to do, how many pieces to keep adding, when to cut it off. The project can scale as large or as small as I want at this point really. Not entirely sure how to approach that. I’m going to keep adding pieces since I have more to add and it still feels incomplete.
- Excited about the simplicity of it.
- Grateful for the Creative Commons visuals and will add credits even though I don’t need to. Although maybe that spoils some of the intended effect?
- Cut lines I don’t want to use from the Google Docs after printing and reviewing.
- Inspired by Self-Help Poems by Sampson Starkweather which a friend recommend to me.
- Discussing Metamodernism with a friend. Wondering if this work is metamodern.
- Virtually no response to sharing this blog to prompt discussion about process on r/writing but had a decent response from r/rubberducks based on sharing the image below.
- That pressure feeling to “get it done” so I can share it but needing to keep that at bay to make sure I do it right.
- Making time after work to do this, struggles with energy. Thinking of spending less time on this. Will develop more slowly because I don’t want to get obsessive and grind myself out.
- Inspired by Sufjan Steven’s interview on The Creative Independent.

This is Part 12 of “Feel” Project Behind-the-Scenes Blog.
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James Franco Tongue Twisters
Frankly Franco freezes frolicking funky frogs
James Franco fairs well wearing fake fangs following a fan’s family
James Franco got flack for flunking Frank
James Franco trims the timid fringes from his favorite fern
James Franco farts strawberry jam during magic fairs
James Franco was recently censored for drinking his shrink’s shrunken Frescas
James Franco joyously jammed a stack of French francs into a pair of JNCO jeans
James Franco’s parajournalism project is protected from a protracted end
James Franco’s friend’s jealously firm handshake offers justice for the pranked park of frowning jelly
James Franco’s shameful fame came from slamming former flames who claimed he made the same scams once he became an acclaimed clam
James Franco’s farce frames farmers as Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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“Feel” Project Part 11: Total Breakthrough
- Coming together of the lines and visuals
- Using Creative Commons Zero (CC0) pictures from Pexels
- Embracing dropping in images, embracing only using the editing tools available in Google Slides and not going to Photoshop or Illustrator
- Completely embracing a Twitter meme format while also playing with the confines of it using the space available on the widescreen format slides
- Picking lines that feel true, that feel, that don’t feel too contrived or overbaked and are simpler, more organic, more meme-like, a bit more normal
- Bleed by George Clanton
- Still up at 5:23 AM on Friday working on this
This is Part 11 of “Feel” Project Behind-the-Scenes Blog.
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“Feel” Project Part 10: A Path is Emerging
Two distinct lines of creation, the visual and the verbal, that will come together for the picture book slideshow.
The Visual
- Meme formats, especially Twitter memes, sappy inspirational quote images, and internet “new age” as visual inspiration
- A look I’ve been enjoying is a simple stack of images as seen by a number of simple meme images
Human After All (UK design agency) campaign
Cut Copy album and single cover visuals inspired by meme formats, image stacks, and new age album covers
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZV9NaVg6_r/?taken-by=cut_copy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWOMm90gayJ/?taken-by=cut_copy
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX5zibvgoNZ/?taken-by=cut_copy
Monkey Haircut Meme


Breathing Information
“A subreddit for gifs of humorous or randomly well-timed video overlay graphics. Should be from live events.”

The Verbal
- The list of lines I have in Google Docs
- Lines I grabbed that use “feel like” from my Evernote and work email, “feels like” from Evernote, and “felt like” from Evernote. These were actual feelings expressed by myself from my personal notes and journal and some others via my work email.
- Meme-like expression, with hints of poetry but nothing too contrived or try hard
This is Part 10 of “Feel” Project Behind-the-Scenes Blog.
- Meme formats, especially Twitter memes, sappy inspirational quote images, and internet “new age” as visual inspiration
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“Feel” Project Part 9: Tear gun, a pleasure-maximizing algorithm, remembering an abandoned idea of sharing creative processes, and searching through notes
“The felicific calculus is an algorithm formulated by utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham (1748–1832) for calculating the degree or amount of pleasure that a specific action is likely to cause. Bentham, an ethical hedonist, believed the moral rightness or wrongness of an action to be a function of the amount of pleasure or pain that it produced. The felicific calculus could, in principle at least, determine the moral status of any considered act. The algorithm is also known as the utility calculus, the hedonistic calculus and the hedonic calculus.”
Talking to a friend and he reminded me about my YouTube idea to showcase different creative processes.

Here are the notes I have from that abandoned and/or postponed idea:
Try this at home
Intro the process
Explain the process, use an example
Own experience with process
End by presenting the piece of art
Try it at home (you try and share your art in comments and I’ll feature it in next episode- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiritori
- Time Attack
- Remix Everything
- Pocket Egg (remove smart phone from equation)
- Look Up Stories
- It’s the Blend of the World as We Know It
- Notice One Color
- Beginners Mindset
- In the same style (What is a …?)
- Limited Word Set
Should I do a “Day” for different feelings?
- Moody Monday
- Wistful Wednesday
Is this project an antidote to rushing?
I conducted a search for “feel like” and “feels like” and “felt like” in my Evernote and compiled a list of lines I had from entries in there, mostly private notes and journal entries, which may find their way into this project. These would be authentic moments of feeling expression that I’d love to include in this project. I also found a late night free write free verse journal entry that reads like one of the realest things I’ve written but is not something I’m quite comfortable sharing. Yet. I’m also thinking about searching through sent emails from my work and personal emails for the phrases I searched for in Evernote to find more lines. We shall see.
This is Part 9 of “Feel” Project Behind-the-Scenes Blog.

