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- Sweat
- Recommended Poems
- Fireproof
- Bookless
- The Guy with the Giant Business Card
- 43 Perfectly Valid Excuses for Not Going to the Gym Today
- 10 Alternatives to Saying “What Bug Crawled Up Your Ass?” When Someone Acts Irritated
- “Feel” Project Part 12: Knowing How Much To Do
- James Franco Tongue Twisters
- “Feel” Project Part 11: Total Breakthrough
- “Feel” Project Part 10: A Path is Emerging
- “Feel” Project Part 9: Tear gun, a pleasure-maximizing algorithm, remembering an abandoned idea of sharing creative processes, and searching through notes
- “Feel” Project Part 8: A List and a Mess
- “Feel” Project Part 7: Colors, Making Cuts, Memes and Such
- “Feel” Project Part 6: Looking for Glimmers
- “Feel” Project Part 5: “You can’t make a mistake”
- “Feel” Project Part 4: Don’t We Usually “Feel” Neutral and When We Do It Actually Makes Us Closer to the Universe?
- “Feel” Project Part 3: Using Pop Song Lyrics to Write “Feeling it”
- “Feel” Project Part 2: I’m Not Going to Pretend
- “Feel” Project Part 1: A New Project About “Feel”
- “The engine of our discontent”
- “…making sure you carry your necessary rectangles…”
- Album Cover Art: Naïve Art/Doodle Edition
- TL;DR: Memes Imitate Art, Art Imitates Life
- Album Cover Art: Face Edition
- Here’s a GIF-based Mini-Game to Get Your Creative Juices Flowing
- What If You Could Only Use One Word for the Rest of Your Life?
- How I Accidentally Started Riding the Clout Goggles Trend in 2014
- When You Don’t Have It
- Which of These Rhymes Define Your Life?
- Unedited Twitter Rant Expressing Some Thoughts on Tech
- Wear the Same Thing Every Day and Become a Cartoon Character
- What the Hex is That Blue?
- Goodbye Idea Channel. Hello Idea Channel.
- Stock Photos Who Believed In Themselves Enough to Become Memes
- Pollution Art
- @baseballcardvandals
- “…and this odd nostalgia for memories of the future.”
- TRAPPED IN DEJA VU TV
- back again
- simple cyborg pleasures
- “Blah blah blah” he accused.
- Dear God Four
- Dear God Three
- Dear God Two
- Dear God One
- Common
- 2016 Emmys Reactions
- When the Verizon Guy Switched to Sprint
- If You Stream Nelly’s Songs Then Nelly Didn’t Do Anything Wrong
- This Is What Will Happen When the Goddamn Robots Take Our Jobs
- Oh, Gary Johnson Knows Aleppo Alright
- Sweet Schedule
- A Day in Little USA
- The Difference Between Ok and Okay
- Off the Air Reminding Me Why I Love 15 Years of Adult Swim On the Air
- Ephemera and Error
- seth rogen movie plots
- Musical Genius Has a Vision
- Ellen Makes a Meme Mistake
- Angel and Devil Grab a Drink After Work
- Detective Hardball on Milwaukee
- How JP Morgan Became So Rich
- Swimmers from Different Countries Compete at the Rio Olympics
- A Fireside Chat with FDR
- “I Apologize for My Sandwich Breath Here”
- Gold Shavings Day
- Barely There and Mostly Gone Day
- Limited Friction Day
- Ice Cream Day
- Skin
- Arousal
- Overstimulating
- Static
- Spicy
- Endurance
- Lifestreaming
- Dolphins
- Mother
- Spell
- Perfect
- Ghostwrite
- Unknown
- Undo
- Untitled
- Undiscovered
- Unceremonious
- Everything
- Octopus
- Tea
- Access
- Scenarios
- Exit
- Thin
- Seduce
- Brace
- Eventful
- Capable
- Brand
- Want
- Singular
- Reminders
- Telepathy
- Sources
- Inventor
- Warmth
- Birthdays
- Emergency
- Building
- Spy
- Wasteland
- Certified
- Saggy
- Buckets
- Musket
- Stars
- Mind
- Slow
- Asphalt
- Acoustic
- Rises
- Cosmetic
- Ceiling
- Farmer
- Racist
- Anarchist
- Plaid
- Blurred
- Benign
- Words
- Thunder
- Syzygy
- Unreliable
- Indifferent
- Answers
- Fifth
- Harmony
- Painting
- Failures
- Brainwashing
- Education
- Waste
- Humility
- Welcome
- Trivia
- Rodomontade
- Undertake
- Leap
- Pitch
- Eventually
- Turquoise
- Washing
- Few
- Backfire
- Tolerate
- Spent
- Call
- Psychiatrist
- Hyper
- Reality
- Poem
- Dared
- Trust
- Comfort
- Fireworks
- Gravity
- Boredom
- Yes
- Lunar
- Fudge
- Incorporeal
- Anthem
- Desiderata
- Tint
- To
- Conspiracy
- Shadow
- Clone
- Bookmark
- Emetophobia
- Water
- Herculean
- Fame
- Rumble
- Ostensibly
- Bootleg
- Hug
- Aposiopesis
- Cat
- An Unlikely Ally in Beets
- Wrestlemania I-V
- better by foot
- “why did you do that?”
- the invisible store
- attracted to a cactus
- a floating row of glow-red letters (exit sign)
- forced relief from a future belief
- i go overboard
- Rain Tan
- secret control station panic picnic
- leave as is (off center)
- parade her around like a day-old pastry
- i want to complain
- the suffering of another
- here’s a list of forbidden places
- i doubt the dinosaur drought
- look up
- middle america
- i don’t know the wood smell of the shore
- mood ring
- ad nauseam
- preach about cheap peaches
- blade of steel (buns)
- loungeberry
- Cower Inside and Avoid the Sun
- tonight my lamp
- you are not what you do, and you are not you
- steam room
- Spacebeach
- Rebuilt
- If I Die in Brooklyn
- How Original Do We Have to Be?
- IMAX Screen
- briefly
- Keep Your Eye on the Ball
- horizon
- new york sitty sidewalking
- Positive Worries (What If)
- No one will ever get you
- 5 Things I Believe In (Early 2015)
- Red Tape Race
- Smart is Pain
- Binge-Watching
- 555
- Baseball Baguette
- The Friendly B&E
- Insomnimmortality
- Drag Ideas Through the Mud
- Revisiting Abandoned Ideals on Earth Day 2015
- A Tap Dancing Delinquent
- Stuck in a Cement Truck
- A Bear Falls in the Woods
- Almost Sold-Out Crowd
- Versus
- Skipping Songs
- It’s Already 4:30 vs. It’s Only 4:30
- The Life of the Eiffel Tower
- experience
- 5000th Time Looking at Mona Lisa
- What Does Repetition Do to Symbols?
- Melon Cereal
- No
- Magical Internet Night
- Cheer Up Morning Soldier
- Can You Handle Me When I Ship Myself to You?
- You Didn’t Save Your Important Work But You Did Save Me
- Mutant Deadline
- The Evolution of “Data Graves”: a poem about a world after the internet collapses
- I’m Not Listless
- Bad Key Copies
- What Will You Do With Your Third Arm?
- Go Smell Something
- Publicity Stunt Double
- 24/7
- Pennies Are Lucky, But Not for Us
- Positive Anonymous Acts
- Lazy Research into What I’ve Recently Read Online